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The brand-new single: "I NEED SOMEBODY LIKE YOU" Enjoy. I NEED SOMEBODY LIKE YOU (As recorded by Jack Blanchard & Misty Morgan) I know I drink too much And I smoke too much I cuss too much Tell dirty jokes too much And I need somebody like you You've got good strong hands With a loving touch And for a good lookin' man, You don't lie too much And I need somebody like you When I need somebody to tell me when I'm wrong Honey, don't you know that I need Someone to hold me All night long Mmmmm, we're not alike too much But we don't fight too much Baby, we love too much Afternoon delight too much But I need somebody like you (Instrumental break) Well I need somebody to tell me when I'm wrong Honey, don't you know that I need Someone to hold me All night long All night long We're not alike too much We're not alike too much But we don't Fight too much Baby we love too much Afternoon delight too much But I need somebody like you Aw, I need somebody like you Yeah, I need somebody like you Yeah, yeah, I need somebody like you I need somebody like you... (Fade) Words and music by Jack Blanchard. Copyright © Jack Blanchard Songs (BMI). All rights reserved. Reprinted by kind permission of the author.

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